tarantula

 
Or does it have a legitimate need to summon the shade of Irusan son of Arusan, late King o' the Cats, so as to improve its living conditions?

Sounds like a cat séance. Thanks to social media, summoning eldritch abominations is now considered the quickest way to remind the monkeys to buy more catnip.

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Rosencrantz: I've frequently not been on boats.
Guildenstern: No, no... what you've been is not on boats.

-- Tom Stoppard, RIP.

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/spirited papal high kick
/sparkly papal leotard flash
/and papal jazz hands for the finale.

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Cocaine in Maine makes the writing go insane.

Cocaine in Maine comes mainly out the Drain.

[Stephen King is still alive at the time of this titling]

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